I have a cute dog
I HAVE A CUTE DOG.
his name is Nolan.
He is the size of a football and probably weighs less than a napkin at a nice Italian restaurant. He enjoys hopping instead of running, trips in a nice tote bag and pooping in the corners of rooms where no one can see him. Also, he loves a good head rub.
I work hard so that he can have a good life.